vineri, 10 februarie 2012

COITUS INGURGITATUS

Ati observat in ultima vreme ca sunt irascibila, ca mi-a crescut nivelul de testosteron si in general ca ma simt mai coioasa? este din cauza ca am mancat acest maret coi:
In urma aestei experiente aproape culinare pot face urmatoarele observatii:
1 - iti trebuie mai multa indemanare sa dai inapoi pielea de pe coi decat de pe pula.
2 - coaiele se fac mici si la frig dar si la caldura mare (si corolarul care spune ca dimensiunile coiului se  modifica descrescator la factori termici si crescator la lipsa de pizda).
3 - expresia "sange in coaie" nu are nici un fundament.
4- coaiele sunt singura bucata de carne ca nu merge cu ketchup.
5- cefele sunt mai bune ca coaiele.
6 - coaiele seamana la gust cu creierul de unde deduc ca d-aia uneori se inverseaza sinapsele la purtatorii lor.
7 - gatesc mai prost decat sofez !

19 comentarii:

boemul spunea...

o singură dată am mâncat nişte coaie de porc, asta pen'că nu-mi zisese bunicul ce-s de fapt. tre' să recunosc că până am aflat ce mănânc mi-a plăcut :)

konskriptor spunea...

De ce dai in sinapse? Ăh?!
Off topic: " - Chelner, ţi-am cerut ca de fiecare dată să-mi serveşti la masă fuduliile taurului învins la coridă! Acestea sunt fudulii de taur?
- Să vedeţi, domnule, nu întotdeauna învinge toreadorul."

ILUZIA spunea...

cred ca gatite bine sunt chiar bune dar... daca na-i talent esti rece (vorba unui ilustru interpret contemporan)

spanac spunea...

la fel si eu am mancat momite de mierl si de vitel
si de porc.
ba bune rau.
pana am aflat ca-c coaie
d-atunci n-am mai mancat asa ceva...

si apropos, merge cu ketchup, numa ca n-ai pus tu indeajuns cat sa-i ia gustul :))

Anonim spunea...

v-ati facut toate spartele bloguri vulgare...

ILUZIA spunea...

@anonim: si asta a scazut traficul blogului tau de literatura?

Animaloo spunea...

io nu prea inteleg faza: dacas coaie ce?

ILUZIA spunea...

@animaloo: pai tu nu, ca tu bucataresti. si deci diferenta e ca din doo oo, eu mananc o pereche de coaie si tu o mancare delicioasa pe baza de momitze.

Anonim spunea...

pupa-te-as ca faina esti
ce drac, zici ca s-a stins flacara de la statuia libertatii
dana

Alina Hordilă spunea...

acu-mi dau seama ce dor mi-a fost de tine! :))
lecturez acum pana la zi, promit

ILUZIA spunea...

@alina: si mieee...da ce s-ti fac daca ai tradat blogul cu feizbucu!

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fudulii = coaie ;
momiţe = glande / glandă din zona pieptului (timus?)